Thursday, July 21, 2016

CD Odyssey Disc 892: Howard Jones

I never file albums into the main collection until I’ve given them a good three listens, and consequently one section of my CD shelf is entirely populated with new music. Imagine my excitement when I rolled that section! As luck would have it, though, one of only two albums that Sheila has recently purchased got rolled. It could have been a lot worse though; her other album was Duran Duran.

Disc 892 is….Human’s Lib
Artist: Howard Jones

Year of Release: 1984

What’s up with the Cover? Howard is on the left, and the rest of these portraits are of people with some sort of malediction or facial deformity. The poor woman in the middle appears to have one and a half faces, and the man to her left appears to be caught in a windstorm so severe it is blowing his nose sideways.

How I Came To Know It: While I grew up with the hits “What is Love?” and “New Song” (and in my foolish youth, hated them) I didn’t really know anything about Howard Jones. This is Sheila’s album, and she only recently bought it in a fit of nostalgia.

How It Stacks Up:  We only have this one Howard Jones album. Sheila advises she will at some point purchase the follow up “Dream Into Action” but that “Human’s Lib” is the better record. Let’s take her word for it.

Fun fact, though: while Jones hasn’t had a charting hit since 1992, he’s made 12 albums including one released in 2015. Somewhere out there is a fan that has stuck with Howard Jones the whole way. I raise a glass to that fan in celebration.

Ratings: 3 stars

Eighties pop music seemed obsessed with sounding like “the future” and the result is a lot of bad records. It is a minor miracle that “Human’s Lib” is able to overcome all of these shortcomings and end up being a decent (if not overwhelming) bit of Brit Pop.

The album is the worst mix of what the eighties have to offer. Saxophone solos, drum machines, banging and clanging are everywhere. While Jones’ voice is OK, it isn’t strong enough to overcome the production and arrangement on many of these songs.

The album has two identifiable hits, both of which are good. The first is “What Is Love?” which is probably the song that people associated most strongly with Howard Jones. I’m certain it was a key reason I hated him as a 14 year old metal-head.

I was wrong, though. Despite the painful drum machine, “What Is Love?” has one of the most identifiable and enjoyable hooks in pop music; two if you count Jones’ singing the chorus alongside the synth-organ riff. It is a little disappointing that the song is a bloated 6:32 in length. That extra two and a half minutes adds nothing to the experience except impatience.

After “What Is Love?” the record takes a bit of a nosedive, with aimless pop melodies buried in computer sounds that sound like they were engineered on a Commodore 64 (and probably were). “Pearl in The Shell” is almost good, except for all the electronica flourishes that make it feel like it is being played by that Poindexter character from “Revenge of the Nerds.” If you got that last reference then congratulations: like me, you’re old enough to remember “Human’s Lib” the year it was released.

New Song” is another organ-driven pop ditty, which is a strange combination of painfully dated and enjoyably retro. The song is completely drenched in proto-techno and I should hate it, but damn it if it didn’t work for me after all these years. This song is due for a comeback and some Soulless Record Exec should re-release it on radio and make a bundle.

Near the end of the record we are gifted with the alpha and omega of the album. The title track is a great combination of creepy Gothic piano and New Wave edge. It is followed by “China Dance” which sounds like a junior high school band concert about what China might be like, as imagined by people who had never been there.

Thematically the record has a strong focus around not judging others and loving yourself. You can’t always understand what the hell Howard is singing, but when you can that’s the gist of it.

The lyrics aren’t great, and the message feels a bit dated but remember in 1984 not judging people was a pretty foreign concept. I’d like to think it was just me living in the hinterland of B.C., but go throw on any John Hughes’ movie from the eighties and you’ll quickly note the carefree prejudice and homophobia that permeated even our revered pop culture icons only thirty years ago.

So while Howard Jones may seem dated, he was pretty topical for the time and frankly, until we are all taken as we are without a second thought, his message will never go out of style.

I struggled with the rating on this record. Objectively it is a two. Because of the production values I can’t see myself ever playing this album, despite it having some good tracks. I’m still going to give it a three though, because I’m a sucker for a little love and understanding in my art.

Best tracks:  What is Love?, Hide and Seek, New Song, Human’s Lib

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